Archive for September 25th, 2009
Ants in your Pants – Now I don’t know how well you are experienced in the old squat toilets but they all have different characteristics! The one in question slopes backwards to start with, meaning you need to lean forwards when squatting! The other joy is that they are cool, as in temperature! Thus being a prefered place for Ants to set up home! In this case a colony of Red Ants. So you can imagine, I was caught short, rushed to the toilet, squat, nearly fell backwards into the pan with the sloping floor and got mugged and bitten by a swarm of red ants! Oh how I laughed! Perfect place for a webcam!
September 25th, 2009
The Frog and the Beetle – Nice try Mr Frog but you have got to be realistic about things. I know there is nothing wrong with enthusiasm and motivation but c’mon, really, that Beetle was far too big, hard and horny for you to take on alone! Another example of wildlife in Sri Lanka.
September 25th, 2009
Savlon and Sarong – Think! Just think! Yes, you maybe having mucho fun but what are the consequences of being absorbed in self gratification? Chaffing! Oh how a session surfing at Potti Point resulted in me walking like John Wayne! Wave after wave of perfect long boarding waves in a tropical paradise location – ride a wave into the beach, get out, run back to the take-off point, jump back in, and repeat the sequence. The problem, after four plus hours, is chaffing! The abrasive qualities of sand and salt water, trapped within my boardies, on my english skin was just asking for trouble. But you not think that, just think another wave, another wave. My only saviour was the soothing savlon with my sarong! At last some relief from the wet and dry effect I was getting from my boardies! Let this be a lesson to all!
September 25th, 2009
